Friday, May 12, 2006

Mafia Ties


If you were in the mafia in the 1930's, what would your mafia name be and why? Think of some of the Bud, Not Buddy Characters and their names (Pretty Boy Floyd, The Real McCoy, Jordan Snaggletooth MacNevin).

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

whats a mafia????

Anonymous said...

ha i'm second

Anonymous said...

ha i'm second

Anonymous said...

My mafia would gun slinging Joe. Why I never really thought why. I guess it just came right into my head. The first thing I thought of when you posted it. It seemed simple in a way and yet dumb at the same time. I never really think about those type of things. But here’s why I think I heard it on TV or a very very old western movie. I liked how it sound and I think it would go well with the GREAT DEPRESSION thing. Because it sound so very old to me, and it seems like this guy can handle a gun better then anyone.

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be Nick the Knee Breaker. I chose this because this was the first thing that came to mind. I was known obviously for breaking people's knees. I started breaking people's knees when I was 17. In 1926 I broke 59 people's knees. I was the most wanted knee breaker in the nation and the only one. I had two body guards but they weren't very good at their job. I was then arrested in 1933, but I didn't stay there long. I broke out of prison in 1935. I have to say even making up this person feels weird. This would be my mafia name and a brief summary of what this person was all about.

Anonymous said...

I would pick the name The Handsome Hit man. I would pick The Handsome Hit man because I am handsome and I would be a hit man. If someone made "The Boss" angry, I would have them "Sleeping with the Fishes" in no time. I would work for Al Capone. On the side I would be a bootlegger for The Real McCoy. I would live in Cicero, which is where most mafia hit man would. I would earn a ton of money. My main weapon would be a Thompson machine gun. This is what my mafia nickname would be and why.

Anonymous said...

If I were in the Mafia which I will most definitely never ever be in, my name would be butt kickers 2000, not that ill have to worry about ever being in the Mafia. I would be called that because I would kick everyone’s butt. I would be the best Mafia person in the whole world. I would have a partner named Kick butt 2001. She would be the second best Mafia person in the world. We truly would kick butt. Not to be inappropriate or anything. It is hard to think of a name for something you have never though about being in so you don’t really need a name. Otherwise my name would be the Great Whodaney. Like the Great Whodeney, only I’m Dana so it would be the great Whodaney.

Anonymous said...

This is what my mafia's name would be The Luigi’s Losers. I would be the leader of it and my name would be Machine Gun Marsh. We are known as Luigi's losers because we always goof up, we can’t load our gun’s properly; we drop our cartridges and end up locking ourselves in the in Bank vaults. We couldn't even get out of the Mayberry Jail if we tried. Our cook is Big Mama who doesn't really know how to cook. We’re so stupid that we got lost on a One Way Street. Even if time stopped we couldn't even rob a bank. Let's just say we are dumber then an Ape. We are plain failures.
I have no clue how I thought of this.
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Anonymous said...

TJ- R.I.P!!!! WE ALL MISS YOU! <3

Anonymous said...

My mafia would be Ital Keith. I picked Ital because I LOVE ITALY and my family is from there. I think that it is probably the best country ever, well that I know of, well that I know a lot about. I picked Keith because; well everyone knows that I like Toby Keith, the country singer. I just thought that since I like Italy and Toby Keith I would put them together, and I got Ital Keith.(: The country Italy is also shaped like a cowboy shoe and I thought that that was really unique. Pretty much all the food there, I really like. My Grandma was born in something, Italy. I don't exactly remember, but I do know she was bron there. That is what I would really like my mafia to be.

Meta Knight said...

My mafia name would be Mulvarious the Marvelous on Monitors. I would pick this name for a couple of reasons.

1. I like the name Mulvarious

2. I am good at computers (monitors) and that might be able to help.

3. Also, it is hard to say a lot of times fast and it is long so maybe the police wouldn't understand if somebody found me while I was hiding.

It would be fun to have a long nickname. I would never, ever, ever, ever, never join a mafia, though. That's why I would be called Mulvarious the Marvelous on Monitors.

Anonymous said...

My name would be Calamity Jane because it is named after the famous cowgirl of South Dakota. She
was around the time of Wild Bill
Hickok. I like the name and she was a brave woman. She must have been brave because she is still remembered today. I don't think it sounds fun to be in the mafia,but if I were in the mafia that is what my name would be.

Anonymous said...

My name would be trigger happy gun man Codeman because I would be real trigger happy. That means I’m not afraid to pull the trigger on any body. My gun would be the Tommy gun and my famous thing I would do is say “ you got ten seconds 10,9,8,2,1,” anthem lode them up with lead. I know it sounds evil but the mafia was evil. I would be a famous bank robber and have robbed over 100 banks by the time I was twenty-five. I would be the most feared person in America at that time. I would also like to be awesome escape artist and would be able to break out of the highest security jails no one can ketch me. My hole group name would be the dead seven because we were so low key that people thought we were dead. Then we would spring up and someone would be killed or there would be a bank robbery. Yet know one would know HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! THE END

Anonymous said...

My Mafia would be the Quick Killers. We would have Tommy guns, since it was back then in the 1930's. We would have HK G3 assault rifles, even though that was a German gun. We would also have M1 Grands. We would put fear in the cities we came to. We would be so sly, quiet, and quick that the police would never be able to catch us. There would be no witnesses or moles to tell the police where we were. This is what my Mafia would be.

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be Basket Brett. I would pick this name because I love playing basketball. I also love watching it. Yeah, pretty much anything that has to do with basketball. I also would pick this name because we would be basketcases. We would be wild and crazy. We would also have this name because whenever we would rob banks we would out the money in baskets. So then the cops wouldn't expect us to be the robbers. We would rob anywhere that we wanted to. And no one ever could have enough proof to make us go to jail.

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be Texas Thunder girl. I am crazy about horses and Texas Thunder is a group of horses. They are stronge animals and I would want to be known as being stronge in the mafia. If I were in the mafia would need to be stronge because there would be other gangsters and people who would want to hurt people. They would be afraid of me with this nick name. Thinking of the the horses rumbleing toward you would scare anyone away from hurting me. In the mafia it will be survival of the fittest. I would hopefully good off because of my extrememly great horseback riding skills. I would be able to escape anyone trying to hurt me and I could rope other people who were trying to get away from me.

Anonymous said...

Ron Van Dam Is Awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

texas thunder girl what is the name of the teen talk thing.

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be crimaster. I picked crimaster because I like the way you mix names and I mixed crime and master. I also like that name because I love the way it sounds, it sounds so weird. It is my favorite name that I ever thought of. As most of you know I don’t normally find funny names. I like mafias, sort of. Just more like the word. Not so much as their job, killing a person, that’s not right.

Anonymous said...

My name would have to be Quick Foot Brandon. I chose that name because I am quick on my feet. I am quick to getting to class on time so that I won’t get a demerit for being late. I am also quick into getting into conversations. If I would have another name it would probably be Hot Foot Brandon. I chose that name because I am fast. Well at least some people say I am. Or I just have endurance, because some people think I am fast at running the mile. It is really endurance. You just keep going the same speed and not stop. Some people slow down which makes people look fast.

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be crime. He would be good at crime. He would be able to steal and never be found as in no one on the outside notice him. Now you might say that that is wrong, he puts it to good use. He shows people how important it is to have security to keep burgulers out and you safe. This guy nows all of the obsticals to get in. Crime not also does that but he also knows how to identify finger prints and foot prints. He helps in many crimes. That is why his name is CRIME. He is a help in many cases but can get bad when he whats to.

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be puppy dog lover. I would pick that name because I love puppies and dogs. I would also pick it cause whenever I see dogs that are sick or injured it just makes me cringe, I also feel bad for them. I would help dogs if they are in danger. I would have a crew. We would go around looking for sick or injured dogs. We would arrest the people who did harm to the dogs. It would be fun cause we get to work with animals. That is the mafia name that I picked out for my self.

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Anonymous said...

WHAT MAKES YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M GOING TO BE A MAFIA? I mean come on... i would never kill a person (or a cat...EVER) or even rob a bank. I bring peace to the world even ask Jen... she knows! Anyway if i had to have any mafia name it would be... Carigan! I love cats so much that i would put it in my name. Oh fine...if you want a real killer name try this, Emmy flash. This would be because i would rob banks and other places so fast that noone would have a trace that i even went through the front door (or the back one.) Any how this is what i would do... i would get what i needed, but not what i wanted because that is what mom tells me to do at the store (LOL.) I do not want to be a mafia........... THE END!

Anonymous said...

sorry i meant catigan... not carigan

Anonymous said...

My name would be Towering Blonde Top Lindser. I would call myself this name because the “ tower” stands for my height. “Blonde Top” stands for my wonderful blonde and white hair. Finally “Lindser” stands for Lindsey, but since everyone calls me Lindser this would be a better name for me. This name would definitely fit me in more ways then one. The name I picked also sounds a little more powerful and courageous and that I would be braver and stronger than I am. With that name people my be scared or afraid of me. That is why I would name myself Towering Blonde Top Lindser.

Met said...

Metargo would be it, it reminds me of some basketball player who is huge (sorry people I don't remember who). I would also use my ability to observe and take in a situation, to my advantage. My expertise in 24th century tech could come in handy when raiding a so called "high-tech facilty" (in 1935 and stuff I don't think there where bio neural security systems, and they don't even exist in our century). I would also utilize the tech our mafia gets their hands on and figure it out. I would take command if something like a sleeper bomb or something was planted in HQ. I would also be the brains of the organization, I'm definitely not a hit man like Noah (but Noah's name is pretty cool). I hate killing even for a justified cause, I would not want to be in a mafia if I had a choice. But oh well.

Anonymous said...

can we use a blog pass wih miss. hinze??

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be High pitch Elli. The reason I picked that name was because I LOVE to sing! I would sing so loud that I would shatter glass in an instant, just like that! I could hurt people by singing so high that I would break their eardrums. My voice would be so powerful that it could travel for miles and miles. I could also hold a very high note for a really long time! It would be so amazing! Everyone would thank me for saving the day! I would be a true hero! That is what my mafia name would be!


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Reogan said...

My Mafia name would be Doom, or Death, or Destruction. Ummmmmm I know… 3-D! Get it? Doom Death Destruction… 3-D?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 3-D is the most feared name in the land. 3-D = AAAH!!!!! BANG! OWWWWW! ( AAAH was I picked up my tea and it burnt me, BANG the glass hit the table, OWWWWW was when it spilled all over me) I could be known also as the King of Crime, the Sovereign of Sadness, The Prince of Pain, and the Lord of (eternal) Lethargy. I would rob Canada of bacon, Wisconsin of cheese, China of herbal tea, and England of Earl Gray tea. Then I would eat. PARTY!!!!!

Anonymous said...

My name would be mighty small fry. I would pick this name because even though I would be small I would be strong. I like this name because it is kinda funny and I got it from one of my favorite games Zelda the wind waker. I would be hard to see because I would be so small. I would hard to catch. I would never kill because that’s bad. I would steal mostly french fries and money from stores. I would use a fryer to bang it over peoples heads. This is why I picked the name mighty small fry.

Anonymous said...

My mafia would be called Texas Sweep and the hit and run girls.The boss would be Texas Sweep because he would just sweep through Texas. The Hit and run girls would be people who did the dirty work for Texas Sweep.I called my Mafia that because I thought if i were in a Mafia would be in a Mafia I would want it to have a cool name. Which i dont plan on being in one.We would rob banks and if any one would get in our way,well lets just say watch out. And do other crazy stuff like that.

Anonymous said...

My name would be Ben Baseball Bat (last name here because my mom does not want my last name on the cumputer) because I would carry a baseball bat around and I love to play baseball which is the best sport ever. I would also kick Noah's mafias butt by my self. I just made that up because I needed to and would never be in a mafia. By the way what is a mafia? Any way I would still Kick Noah's Butt. Sorry I have to pick on you Noah but it is fun. That is what I would be calld.










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Anonymous said...

If I was in the 1930's mafia my name would probably have to be something weird like Paris Purple because I really love Paris, even though I've never been there but I still think it would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome with the Ifel tower and everything to see! I love the color purple and I have that color in my room! I think these would be weird names to have since we would be in a different century! I would like to try to live there but not forever, otherwise I wouldn't be able to have a bunch of time in the 21st century!

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be mini koala lover Jr. It would be that because, well the mini part because I'm small and the koala lover part would be because I love koalas as you all know. And the Jr. part is well I don't know I just like how it sounds with the Jr. in there. Another mafia name I could do would be couch potato 333. I did this because I love to sit on the couch and watch T.V. The 333 part is because my lucky number is three and three three times is real lucky. And those would be my mafia names.

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be froggy. I picked froggy because well I love frogs. A lot. During the summer I go to my neighbor’s house and catch frogs early in the morning at like 5:30 because that is when they come out. Another name I could do would be smiley I am like always smiling. Madeline should do that too because she also smiles all the time. Like this one time Caleb was going to walk into a wall and she starts laughing and saying Caleb watch out! It was really funny! Yeah I don't think there was ever a time that I didn't see Madeline smiling!

Anonymous said...

Okay, I was just reading through mine and I made a mistake. Where it says like my grandma was born there but I didnt know where. She was born in Sicilia, Italy. Also another mistake I made was born was spelled wrong it should be BORN, not bron. So yeah that's what I wanted to say.

Anonymous said...

are we gonna have anymore blogs?

Anonymous said...

DO WE HAVE ANY MORE BLOGS?! BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN UP ALREADY?!?!?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Hi ik no one will read this so here it goes my name would be chubby cheeks i would have it because my cheeks are so chubby :) and i would rob banks and say this is a hold up cause i always wanted to say that and i would get rich and have kids and all that i would rob trains and banks and stores. And i would also not tell my wife my name because it might scare her off :( so thats what my name owuld be that would be cool.

Anonymous said...

My name would be Bowling King kevmonster and that is a pretty easy question why I would have that name. so that is were I am going to stop.

Anonymous said...

My mafia name would be Jacks Hammers. I would call it that because they would hammer people. They would use sledge hammers and carry smaller hammers in their belt just incase they get there sledge hammer stolen.
I would most definatly join a mafia. I would feel bad. Plus they all bragg about how many people they kill. I would be satisfied with zero kills.

Anonymous said...

AWW. Chubby cheeks is such a cute name! haha

Anonymous said...

If I had to pick a mafia name it would have to be Hyper-Man Brandon.I would call myself that because I like a raging ball of hyperness.Maybe not as much at school, but if you came to live with me you'll want to get out the first night of your stay.I think you would stay though because I'm so darn cute.I'm really hyper after I drink a soda.I get so hyper you wouldn't believe how hyper I am.That is why my mafia name would have to be Hyper-Man Brandon.Or it could be Cute-Man Brandon.

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